Thursday, May 3, 2007

Incident At Mid-State Office

The end of an era at The Onion? Was this the H-Dog's final column?

His offering from November 1998 will always be dear to me: "
Human-Resources B-----s Be Makin' Me Take Vacation Days." An absurdly devoted worker, the H-Dog is introduced to the concept of vacation days--and that he must take them or lose them. In response to the HR rep who delivered this news, our H-Dog responds:

...I just laughs at tha fool. "You payin' me to chill?" I says. "Man, that's some straight-up wack s--t, sucka."

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